Thursday, July 19th, 2012 at
Fifty Shades of Grey – not a single book has divided the erotica and BDSM community more in the last fifty years as this one. Yes, I have read it – more than once. Do I think it’s ‘bad’ for the erotica and bondage lifestyle? In a way, yes. Did I enjoy reading it? Kind of. Am I riding out the insane popularity of this set of novels like the cash cow rodeo that it is? OF COURSE I AM!
I’m not joking in the slightest when I say that every single employer I have worked with in the last three months wants pieces relating to the 50 Shades novels. People who I have contracted with in the past who have NO connection to BDSM are trying to find ways to get the traffic from the Fifty Shades phenomenon. I’ve even bought into the hype and dabbled with my own possible way to cash in (outside of my writing, of course).
Credit to @HypnoPeter on Twitter for this image!
In the last 90 days, I have:
- Rewritten Fifty Shades of Grey scenes in order to make them more ‘hardcore’ and ‘lifestyle friendly’ for BDSM porn sites, as a guide for their movies
- Added Fifty Shades themed keywords to existing sex toy descriptions to hook into the Google traffic
- Created shopping lists and how-to guides for sex toy web sites trying to get the attention of new shoppers
- Designed and ghostblogged an entire new website from the point of view of a ‘first time reader’ for another sex toy shop (with posts pointing them in the direction of their store)
- Ghostwritten two fan-fic style erotica novels using the 50 Shades characters to be sold on Amazon
- Started my own affiliate web site for a major bondage furniture web site using a Fifty Shades theme
I kinda feel like a bit of a whore about this whole thing. Fifty Shades is this awfully written book that is spreading misconceptions about the bondage and dominance community, yet I’m playing it out for every single penny it can give me.
Tuesday, June 12th, 2012 at
Are you a sex toy web site that is looking to have your products reviewed? After my years of writing reviews and product descriptions, I’ve finally decided to step in front of the camera and start posting sex toy reviews on YouTube.
You will always receive an honest and accurate review based on my experienced with the toy. I will consider reviewing your item if you provide a free, non-returnable sample of the product.
Please be advised that I am located in the United Kingdom, but I do travel to the US several times a year and can receive discreetly shipped toys while in the States. While I do have specific styles of toys that I prefer, I am open to review any toy that can be used by a female. I am in a lesbian relationship, so toys I can share with my partner are always appreciated!
If you’d like an idea as to what toys I am into, please see my Lovehoney wish list. If you’d like to get in touch with me to discuss a toy review, please click here.
Lelo Ono Cleo Massager for Erotic Toy Town (review pending)
Maxi Wanachi Massager for Erotic Toy Town (review pending)
Divine Scintillation Wand for Erotic Toy Town (review pending)
Lelo Ella Silicone G-Spot Dildo for Erotic Toy Town (review pending)
Thursday, May 10th, 2012 at
It’s been far too long since I’ve blogged – and Tweeted, for that matter. After Eroticon, I had a flood of work come in, and I’m just now catching my breath from about six weeks of madness. In there was a trip back to the States as well, to celebrate my birthday.
One of the down sides to no longer being a performer is that I don’t get gifts from ‘fans’ any more. I’ve now started getting gifts from employers, though! My longest standing contracts (who I don’t name on this blog, as they use my work as ‘their own’) posted me two lovely Lelo toys for my birthday! I was pleasantly surprised to open up a brown cardboard box which arrived at my address in the States to see these – a Lelo Ella Pleasure Object (in dark purple) and a Lelo Ono Cleo Massager (in red). You’ll have to parden the pic quality – it’s taken from my phone cam.
The silly thing is, getting toys like this helps me with my writing. For a while now, the majority of my work has been centered around sex toys, so I take the use of these vibrators and dildos are ‘research’. Now that I’m back in the socializing swing of things, I hope to hear from you on my Twitter account.
Friday, December 2nd, 2011 at
Ruby is currently developing her site. Please return for a full view of her adult erotica writing portfolio, soon to appear at Ruby Goodnight Writing!
Friday, December 2nd, 2011 at
I got my feet wet as a professional adult writer creating descriptions of porn galleries. I love being given a collection of porn images and creating an inticing back story to go along with them. I’ve also taken on a number of adult content writing projects involving sex toys, from creating product descriptions to providing adult toy testimonials, sexual how-tos, and other adult novelty related content. If you have a set of keywords that you need to use to drive traffic to your porn site, I can create text to get the numbers going. Have a sex blog that needs maintaining? I’m your girl.
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