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My Fifty Shades of Grey Confession

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Fifty Shades of Grey – not a single book has divided the erotica and BDSM community more in the last fifty years as this one. Yes, I have read it – more than once. Do I think it’s ‘bad’ for the erotica and bondage lifestyle? In a way, yes. Did I enjoy reading it? Kind of. Am I riding out the insane popularity of this set of novels like the cash cow rodeo that it is? OF COURSE I AM!

I’m not joking in the slightest when I say that every single employer I have worked with in the last three months wants pieces relating to the 50 Shades novels. People who I have contracted with in the past who have NO connection to BDSM are trying to find ways to get the traffic from the Fifty Shades phenomenon. I’ve even bought into the hype and dabbled with my own possible way to cash in (outside of my writing, of course).

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Credit to @HypnoPeter on Twitter for this image!

 

In the last 90 days, I have:

  • Rewritten Fifty Shades of Grey scenes in order to make them more ‘hardcore’ and ‘lifestyle friendly’ for BDSM porn sites, as a guide for their movies
  • Added Fifty Shades themed keywords to existing sex toy descriptions to hook into the Google traffic
  • Created shopping lists and how-to guides for sex toy web sites trying to get the attention of new shoppers
  • Designed and ghostblogged an entire new website from the point of view of a ‘first time reader’ for another sex toy shop (with posts pointing them in the direction of their store)
  • Ghostwritten two fan-fic style erotica novels using the 50 Shades characters to be sold on Amazon
  • Started my own affiliate web site for a major bondage furniture web site using a Fifty Shades theme

I kinda feel like a bit of a whore about this whole thing. Fifty Shades is this awfully written book that is spreading misconceptions about the bondage and dominance community, yet I’m playing it out for every single penny it can give me.

Sex Toy Reviews

Are you a sex toy web site that is looking to have your products reviewed? After my years of writing reviews and product descriptions, I’ve finally decided to step in front of the camera and start posting sex toy reviews on YouTube.

You will always receive an honest and accurate review based on my experienced with the toy. I will consider reviewing your item if you provide a free, non-returnable sample of the product.

Please be advised that I am located in the United Kingdom, but I do travel to the US several times a year and can receive discreetly shipped toys while in the States. While I do have specific styles of toys that I prefer, I am open to review any toy that can be used by a female. I am in a lesbian relationship, so toys I can share with my partner are always appreciated!

If you’d like an idea as to what toys I am into, please see my Lovehoney wish list. If you’d like to get in touch with me to discuss a toy review, please click here.

 

Vibrators: 

Lelo Ono Cleo Massager for Erotic Toy Town (review pending)

Maxi Wanachi Massager for Erotic Toy Town (review pending)

Divine Scintillation Wand for Erotic Toy Town (review pending)

Dildos: 

Lelo Ella Silicone G-Spot Dildo for Erotic Toy Town (review pending)

 

 

Sex Toy Reviews & Lingerie Reviews

Sex toy web sites have seen a huge increase in sales over the last year, and sex toy reviews are in high demand. As a result, shops are expanding their selections of products. Many choose to outsource their product descriptions, blog posts, and toy testing. I’ve been working with sex toy retailers – including one of the largest sites in the United States, as well as smaller startups – to help them create attractive, keyword friendly product descriptions for their web sites.

I’ve also started doing product reviews, both paid, and free in return for the product I am reviewing. Please see below to links to my work within the field of sex toys, corsets, and lingerie.

 

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Coming Up For Air

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It’s been far too long since I’ve blogged – and Tweeted, for that matter. After Eroticon, I had a flood of work come in, and I’m just now catching my breath from about six weeks of madness. In there was a trip back to the States as well, to celebrate my birthday.

One of the down sides to no longer being a performer is that I don’t get gifts from ‘fans’ any more. I’ve now started getting gifts from employers, though! My longest standing contracts (who I don’t name on this blog, as they use my work as ‘their own’) posted me two lovely Lelo toys for my birthday! I was pleasantly surprised to open up a brown cardboard box which arrived at my address in the States to see these – a Lelo Ella Pleasure Object (in dark purple) and a Lelo Ono Cleo Massager (in red). You’ll have to parden the pic quality – it’s taken from my phone cam.

The silly thing is, getting toys like this helps me with my writing. For a while now, the majority of my work has been centered around sex toys, so I take the use of these vibrators and dildos are ‘research’. Now that I’m back in the socializing swing of things, I hope to hear from you on my Twitter account.

Sex Toy Descriptions

Sex Toy websites are provided item descriptions from the manufacturer. Often, adult toy sites want their sex toy descriptions to stand out from the others, making it more SEO friendly. The sex toy descriptions below are being used by Erotic Toy Town, a great adult novelty website based in the USA.
Icicles 23 sex toy descriptions

Icicles No. 23 Glass Double Dildo

Icicles No. 23 Glass Double Dildo by Pipedreams combines style and functionality to blow the competition out of the water! It’s a unique sex toy that was hand crafted with extreme attention to detail. It looks great while delivering you the pleasure that you crave.

With two bulbous heads and a soft, supple shaft, you are getting a work of art that packs a powerful punch with the Icicles No. 23 Glass Double Dildo. These elegant, sleek glass double dildos will last a lifetime if cared for properly, and is easily cleaned up with soap and water. You can warm it up in the microwave or put it in the freezer before use for even better sensations. Icicles No. 23 Glass Double Dildo is made from 100% hand-blown glass, so it is hypoallergenic, nonporous and body safe. This glass double dong measures 13 inches long by 1.25 inches wide with a girth of 4.5 inches around.

Glass toys are a hidden niche in the dildo market that is now being discovered by sex toy lovers around the globe. If you enjoy firm toys that will easily warmed and cooled for temperature play, then glass toys are something you need to become acquainted with! Be sure to check out our other Icicles glass sex toys.

Squirming Dildo Sex Toy Description

Rotating Realistic Cock Squirming Dildo

Sometimes it’s the small things that make all the difference. The action of the Rotating Realistic Cock Squirming Dildo has a lifelike texture down to every fold of skin and swelling vein. When turned up, the rotating cock reaches all the sweet spots inside you for a truly toe-curling sensation.

With its rotating head for mind-blowing sensation, the Rotating Realistic Cock Squirming Dildo will hit every inch of your sensitive insides. Use the remote to dial up the sensation and feel it move around inside you. The Rotating Realistic Cock Squirming Dildo is approximately 6 inches long and 2 inches around, and is powered by 2 AA batteries which are sold separately. The suction cub base holds it in place for the exploration of new positions when solo. Since this rotating dildo is made from rubber, we strongly suggest using a condom to keep it clean, as rubber may absorb fluids and be difficult to disinfect.

The only way that this toy could get any more lifelike is if they turned it into a squirming and squirting dildo! When your typical still dildo isn’t enough, get the Rotating Realistic Cock Squirming Dildo by Doc Johnson!

Lelo Etherea Silk Cuffs Description

Lelo Etherea Silk Cuffs

From the company that has brought you the finest vibrators on the market comes Lelo Etherea Silk Cuffs. Take control of your lover and bring them to heights they haven’t reached before being bound. Give up all control to your partner and let them lead you through a path of pleasure. The Lelo Etherea Silk Cuffs are a high class way to experience bondage in the bedroom.

Made with silk, sheepskin suede and nickel-free metal, the Lelo Etherea Silk Cuffs are unlike any restraining devices you have used before. They use Lelo’s classic jacquard pattern, so you can easily identify that it comes from the premier name in high end sex toys. Able to be worn on the wrists or ankles, these silk cuffs work for both those stepping foot into bondage play for the first time, or those who live the lifestyle on a daily basis. The cuffs of the Lelo Etherea Silk Cuffs measure 7.2cm to 15cm, with a ribbon length of 18.5cm. These silk handcuffs are available in binding black, passionate purple, or ravishing red.

There may be something attractive about cold steel around your wrists, but there are times when a lighter touch leads to the heaviest experiences. Be bound in style with the Lelo Etherea Silk Cuffs.

bachelorette party balloons descriptions

Bachelorette Party Balloons

So you’re throwing a bachelorette party for your best friend, and you’ve started looking for ways to decorate the room. One easy way to fill up the space and give it that ‘last hurrah’ look is by using these Bachelorette Party Balloons. This set of eight penis balloons by Candy Prints are easy to blow up by mouth or with a helium tank. Each balloon has a pattern of penises and phrases all over the balloon.

We suggest buying multiple packs of the Risque Bachelorette Party Balloons so that you can completely fill your space, or create a collection of balloons for the bride to be to take with her as you go bar hopping on her last night of freedom. Why not have each member of the bridal party have their own set of penis balloons? Beware – the phrases on these balloons are quite naughty, so be ready for a lot of attention! These balloons are a great addition to ladies who are dressing in theme for their bachelorette party – especially naughty schoolgirls.

Bachelorette Party Balloons come in a set of eight, in various colors. Not that you would give these naughty balloons to a child anyway, but if they end of up in the hands of little ones, be sure that they are always supervised by adults. This also goes for the bachelorette who may have had a few too many on her night out!

If you’re looking for more penis balloons to complete your bachelorette bouquet, we suggest looking at the

Good Head Blow Job Gel Description

Good Head Oral Gel – 5 Pack

Why settle for one flavor of oral sex gel when you can get a tasty five with Good Head Oral Gel – 5 Pack. Each one ounce bottle of Goodhead blowjob cream comes in a tongue-licking taste that will keep your mouth happy and wanting more. Why don’t you try the sexy strawberry, cheeky cherry, make-me-cum mint, sinful cinnamon and pleasing passion fruit during your next oral sex experience? Dessert, anyone?

Good Head Oral Gel – 5 Pack are five individually packaged bottles of blow job cream with an easy-to-remove top. Simply squirt some gel onto your lover’s penis to add some variety to when going down. Good Head Oral Gel is also great as an oral sex stimulant for ladies as well. Just a little dab on the clit and your lover will be lapping it up. Why not try it on a pair of pert nipples before you give them your full attention?

As Doc Johnson put it themselves – add a little hum to your hummer with the Good Head Oral Gel – 5 Pack!

Stay Tuned…..

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Adult Web Content

I got my feet wet as a professional adult writer creating descriptions of porn galleries. I love being given a collection of porn images and creating an inticing back story to go along with them. I’ve also taken on a number of adult content writing projects involving sex toys, from creating product descriptions to providing adult toy testimonials, sexual how-tos, and other adult novelty related content. If you have a set of keywords that you need to use to drive traffic to your porn site, I can create text to get the numbers going. Have a sex blog that needs maintaining? I’m your girl.

 

 

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