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Sex Toy Blog Posts

In the last few years, the sex toy adult market has grown substantially on the internet. Separating yourself from the crowd with bespoke web content related to your products is a non-spammy way to drive traffic to your website. This unique content will not only appease the ‘SEO’ gods, it’ll also help get eyeballs on your products without seeming spammy. This piece on the basic differences between strap on harness styles was made for the website

Diving into the world of strapon harnesses for the first time? The sheer number of varieties available for those who are looking into this style of play can sometimes be a bit overwhelming. Between figuring out which kind of harness works best for you, picking out the right dildo, and sorting out any lubrication, it can be a bit tricky! Getting the basics down is key – so here is a brief overview of various styles of strapon harnesses for your next experience.

One-Piece Strapon Harnesses – These are where most beginners turn to, as they tend to be the least expensive and least complicated. A single dildo is permanently attached to a harness that can be either slipped on and off like underwear, or strapped onto your body like a belt. While the cost is low and they are easy to use, you’re sacrificing any options for variety as you’d find with more complex systems that have interchanging dildos. You want to be very certain that both the style of dildo and the harness type fits your needs.

O-ring Based Sets – The most popular style of strapon harness are those that have an o-ring attached to the front of the harness where you can slip in your favorite dildo. This style opens you up to many more options as far as dildos go, as long as the dildo itself can fit into your o-ring and has a flared bottom. Less expensive o-ring based harnesses have singular fixed rings, while others allow you to take out the ring and replace it with others of varying size. Look for o-ring harnesses that have snaps on the side of the ring, rather than sewn-in rings as they are the most simple to change out.

Modular Strap On Harness Sets – There are an increasing number of sex toy manufacturers making their own ‘system’s that can have interchangeable harnesses, dildos, and other toys for penetration pleasure. The most popular of these is the Vac-U-Lock system by Doc Johnson. In these mini “strapon worlds”, you are limited to whatever items are in that particular collection, so you want to be sure that they cover the styles and variety that you are looking for. They also tend to be higher in price, as the manufacturers know you will need to return to their brand for any new toys.

Strapless Strapons – Breaking away from the typical harness and dildo setup, strapless strapon are named that because rather than an external setup, the female who is donning the dildo actually holds it inside her body. Strapless strapons have a penetrating dildo at one end, and a bulb or hook like appendage the other that the woman inserts into her vagina and holds in place with her PC muscles. Many ladies like this style of strapon as it also delivers pleasurable sensations to them, as well as the lover. Using them does take some getting used it, and can sometimes be a bit awkward for ladies who don’t have particularly strong pelvic floor muscles.

My Fifty Shades of Grey Confession

50 Shades of Grey eCard

Fifty Shades of Grey – not a single book has divided the erotica and BDSM community more in the last fifty years as this one. Yes, I have read it – more than once. Do I think it’s ‘bad’ for the erotica and bondage lifestyle? In a way, yes. Did I enjoy reading it? Kind of. Am I riding out the insane popularity of this set of novels like the cash cow rodeo that it is? OF COURSE I AM!

I’m not joking in the slightest when I say that every single employer I have worked with in the last three months wants pieces relating to the 50 Shades novels. People who I have contracted with in the past who have NO connection to BDSM are trying to find ways to get the traffic from the Fifty Shades phenomenon. I’ve even bought into the hype and dabbled with my own possible way to cash in (outside of my writing, of course).

Fifty Shades Sucks

Credit to @HypnoPeter on Twitter for this image!


In the last 90 days, I have:

  • Rewritten Fifty Shades of Grey scenes in order to make them more ‘hardcore’ and ‘lifestyle friendly’ for BDSM porn sites, as a guide for their movies
  • Added Fifty Shades themed keywords to existing sex toy descriptions to hook into the Google traffic
  • Created shopping lists and how-to guides for sex toy web sites trying to get the attention of new shoppers
  • Designed and ghostblogged an entire new website from the point of view of a ‘first time reader’ for another sex toy shop (with posts pointing them in the direction of their store)
  • Ghostwritten two fan-fic style erotica novels using the 50 Shades characters to be sold on Amazon
  • Started my own affiliate web site for a major bondage furniture web site using a Fifty Shades theme

I kinda feel like a bit of a whore about this whole thing. Fifty Shades is this awfully written book that is spreading misconceptions about the bondage and dominance community, yet I’m playing it out for every single penny it can give me.

Sex Toy Reviews

Are you a sex toy web site that is looking to have your products reviewed? Looking for a reviewer that can write with SEO in mind than your standard sex toy blogger? Want honest reviews that will attract more sales? If you’ve got a product that you want to promote, getting it reviewed by sex toy reviewers like me can help push those sales.

You will always receive an honest and accurate review based on my experienced with the toy. I will consider reviewing your item if you provide a free, non-returnable sample of the product.

Please be advised that I am located in the United Kingdom, but I do travel to the US several times a year and can receive discreetly shipped toys while in the States. While I do have specific styles of toys that I prefer, I am open to review any toy that can be used by a female. I am in a lesbian relationship, so toys I can share with my partner are always appreciated! We are also in the BDSM lifestyle, so fetish product and bondage gear are also welcome.

If you’d like to get in touch with me to discuss a toy review, please click here. You can check out reviews that I have done over at Ruby Goodnight Reviews.


Sex Toy Reviews & Lingerie Reviews

Sex toy web sites have seen a huge increase in sales over the last year, and sex toy reviews are in high demand. As a result, shops are expanding their selections of products. Many choose to outsource their product descriptions, blog posts, and toy testing. I’ve been working with sex toy retailers – including one of the largest sites in the United States, as well as smaller startups – to help them create attractive, keyword friendly product descriptions for their web sites.

I’ve also started doing product reviews, both paid, and free in return for the product I am reviewing. Please see below to links to my work within the field of sex toys, corsets, and lingerie.


Sex Toy Reviews

Sex Toy Descriptions



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