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My Fifty Shades of Grey Confession

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Fifty Shades of Grey – not a single book has divided the erotica and BDSM community more in the last fifty years as this one. Yes, I have read it – more than once. Do I think it’s ‘bad’ for the erotica and bondage lifestyle? In a way, yes. Did I enjoy reading it? Kind of. Am I riding out the insane popularity of this set of novels like the cash cow rodeo that it is? OF COURSE I AM!

I’m not joking in the slightest when I say that every single employer I have worked with in the last three months wants pieces relating to the 50 Shades novels. People who I have contracted with in the past who have NO connection to BDSM are trying to find ways to get the traffic from the Fifty Shades phenomenon. I’ve even bought into the hype and dabbled with my own possible way to cash in (outside of my writing, of course).

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In the last 90 days, I have:

  • Rewritten Fifty Shades of Grey scenes in order to make them more ‘hardcore’ and ‘lifestyle friendly’ for BDSM porn sites, as a guide for their movies
  • Added Fifty Shades themed keywords to existing sex toy descriptions to hook into the Google traffic
  • Created shopping lists and how-to guides for sex toy web sites trying to get the attention of new shoppers
  • Designed and ghostblogged an entire new website from the point of view of a ‘first time reader’ for another sex toy shop (with posts pointing them in the direction of their store)
  • Ghostwritten two fan-fic style erotica novels using the 50 Shades characters to be sold on Amazon
  • Started my own affiliate web site for a major bondage furniture web site using a Fifty Shades theme

I kinda feel like a bit of a whore about this whole thing. Fifty Shades is this awfully written book that is spreading misconceptions about the bondage and dominance community, yet I’m playing it out for every single penny it can give me.

Writing Porn Versus Writing Erotica

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When I started off as a freelance writer, my bread and butter was writing for porn sites. After I had started writing longer form erotica, especially for those looking to resell my work on Kindle, my writing needed to change.

Porn gallery descriptions and blog posts tend to focus on a set of keywords. Webmasters are looking to get their sites to rank as high as they can, so ensuring that the phrase “Thai creampie” (or whatever else the site is hoping to rank for) occurs a certain number of times in a block of text is rather important. The writing tends to be short and rough, quick and dirty. Let’s be honest, no one – especially guys – go to the majority of porn sites to read. Descriptions for sex toy web sites are quite similar. I walk a fine line between keyword-stuffing and readability, in the hopes that the latest Google update doesn’t penalize the site for over-optimization. I do have to admit, though, I do enjoy the intense rush of being as dirty as possible in as few words as possible (as webmasters are often looking for pieces between 100 and 300 words).

There are a few exceptions to this rule, though. Certain fetishes attract men who want as much detail as possible. They want to read what the slave is thinking when she is getting fucked in the ass with a mechanical dildo. They don’t want to imagine what it’s like when a Dominatrix steps on their naked cock – they want it spelled out for them.

This is where one genre of writing starts to roll into the other. This is where things like character, plot, exposition and conclusion come into the picture. Sometimes it all happens in the context of 250 words, other times a bit more fleshed out.

Erotica writing obviously tells a story. Going out on a limb here, I dare say that the main ‘readers’ of porn are men, and erotica women. Google doesn’t rank book text, so there’s no need to find ways to include a phrase over and over again. My erotica tells a story in “X” number of words. Sometimes I am given a general framework to write it (such as someone wants a vampire story, or a teacher-student piece, or FemDom), or I’m just told to write a 7K word story using my own ideas – as long as it’s formatted for Kindle, includes a title and a blurb, and can be expanded into a series if need be. This is where I write what I like to read, and where my skills as a freelance adult writer grow the most.

I often worry if employers for one side see the other half of my work and get turned off. If a webmaster read Snow White and the Seven Fetishes, would he think I’m too ‘wordy’ or ‘story driven’ for adult gallery descriptions? If someone who wants me to write erotica reads my work on Thai Fuckers and think I can barely string a sentence together that goes above the level of a twelve year old? I suppose its something to battle if that discussion ever arises.

Adult Entertainment News Items

I often get asked to create pieces centered around events in the adult entertainment industry. News items involving adult stars are as widely clicked as the adult star’s images and videos. Adult entertainment news writers need to have a certain ‘in’ to the industry – which I have. Here’s an adult entertainment news piece I wrote following Sasha Grey’s involvement with Read Across America, and the subsequent release of ‘Anal Artists’.

Sasha Grey can’t seem to get a break when it comes to her involvement with childhood education. You may remember back in November when a controversy arose due to her involvement with the Read Across America program. Like many other Hollywood stars, Sasha donated her time to read to 1st graders at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, California. A major fuss was raised when a few parents got wind that this former adult movie star was in their children’s classroom. The school denied that Sasha was even on school grounds, up until pictures emerged showing her reading to the attentive students. Unfortunately, the school dropped the program, “because of one lone disgruntled fan who harassed my parents, the school district, the media and me, for my involvement in such an important program”, according to Sasha.

The latest news involves an adult movie company named Assence Films, who have added to the education-related controversy. While Sasha has been retired from the adult industry for almost a year, Assence have released a new movie using previously released scenes of Miss Grey at work. Alongside this movie, entitled ‘Anal Artists’, Assence announced that they were donating part of the proceeds to National Education Association, a teacher’s union. Sasha has said that she is not involved with this project, and that they are merely hoping to jump on the hype created during her last venture into children’s education – and it looks like that’s just what has happened.

NEA has refused the funding, saying in a statement to the Huffington Post, “Sasha Grey is not affiliated with the National Education Association’s Read Across America program nor has she been invited or endorsed by NEA to read at any of the association’s Read Across America Day events, and NEA will not accept any proceeds from her latest, or any of her films.”

Sasha is understandably angry, saying “the fact that people are now misled to believe I’m personally selling this movie with salacious marketing, or the fact that the [National Education Association] won’t take donations from this pathetic company. There’s little money for education in this beautiful country, and as a pro-education advocate, it’s heartbreaking to hear this.”

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Mainstream Blog Post Content

Mainstream blog content writers, as well as adult blog writers, use keywords and phrases to drive traffic to web sites. Outsourcing to blog writers can free up valuable time that a web master can spend developing other aspects of their site. Here are a a sample of mainstream blog content that I have created for Hayes Computing Solutions Ltd, using an ongoing “character” that works in their office.

Ruby Goodnight Writing mainstream content writerWell, as you can tell, HCOMS Towers hasn’t been blown away to the land of Oz this week, though it has made for some interesting hairstyles for those coming into the office from these storms this week. The office pool on the X-Factor results paid out quite well this week, since most of us had the cutie with the pink hair winning the whole thing, but I think we all know that Amelia’s got a contract in her future anyway. Most of us are already in ‘holiday’ mode, so it’s been a bit of a battle to keep on task and get things done. I know when I get back from my few days off, I’m going to have a mile-long list of emails in my inbox from clients, suppliers, co-workers, and a few personal ones (shhhh…Ididn’tsaythat….shhhh), so I thought that discussing how to keep your inbox organised would be a good topic to discuss. Shall we?

I go by four basic rules when it comes to email.

  1. Folders are your friends.
  2. If you’re read it, it’s not in your inbox.
  3. If you don’t need to read it, it’s not in your inbox.
  4. Stop obsessing over your inbox.

My email is set up so that I have one main inbox which all my incoming mail goes into. From there, I have smaller, sub-folders that I file away emails that I have read, and emails that I know I don’t need to read (but should hold onto in the event I may need it). My sub folders typically are dedicated to one person, but if I’m working on a project where there are many people involved, I keep a folder for that one project.

So when I head into my inbox, I quickly skim it, decide if it needs reading or not. I either read it, then file it, or file it straight away. If I really don’t need it (in the event that a spam email gets through our filters), I just bin it. By the end of my session with my inbox, it should be completely empty. Nothing lives in my inbox for more than a few hours.

I also only check my email a few times a day. Yes, I do get tempted when I see that little window pop up and show me a flirting glimpse of what’s inside, but I have learned to behave myself, and just let that email sit there until I have the time to look at it. As a general rule, I only check my emails every couple of hours or so. Checking them as and when they come in disrupts my ‘flow’, and I don’t like having to stop and start things. (And by flow, of course I mean my mad rapping skills, and not my website design marathons where I get into the zone and make the most mind-blowing pages imaginable. )

There are times when I do keep a better eye on my inbox, such as the weekly report that my supervisor sends out that needs completing within the hour, or when my mate across the hallway is going on a Krispy Kreme run, and wants to know what I want. (Yes, I do have my priorities correct, Thank you for noticing.)

Since I won’t be back before Christmas arrives, I’d like to take this time to wish you and yours a Happy Christmas, a great New Year, and a somewhat painless New Year’s Day hangover!

Niche Dating Site Descriptions

One of the more recent projects I have been involved in is the creation of content for newly established dating sites. The dating site descriptions for these niche dating pages is a bit different than your typical dating web page, since it’s quite specific to a type of client. The use of keywords is quite heavy in these pieces.The excerpts below are from dating sites targeting married women, swingers, milfs and gilfs.

 

UK Milfs

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A dating site to connect UK men who have an attraction to mothers, and the milfs who want to hook up with them.  Emphasis on public sex (exhibitionists) and swinging.Why mess around with immaturity and inexperience when you can have one of the thousands of UK milfs found at UK MilfsWhen you’re looking for milfs, you’ve got plenty to choose from. Everything from the young teen mum who wants a fun no-strings-attached night out, a fit new milf that wants things a bit more kinky than her hubby will give her, to an older milf with years of experience behind her that can teach you a thing or two! Don’t be shy when approaching UK milfs with hopes of a date. These ladies may be a bit older and have some experience behind them, but they’re like every other woman out there and enjoy a fun guy who can show them a good time. When using an online dating site like ours, you’re able to see right away what they look like, read about their personality and hobbies, check out their likes and dislikes, and discover if they’re the type of lady that you’re looking for. Read More…

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Swingers Essex

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SwingersEssex.co.uk is run like your typical dating site, but caters specifically to singles and couples who are searching for those in the swinging lifestyle in and around Essex, UK.Have you and your partner just moved to the London area? Are you looking to meet people that follow your polyamorous lifestyle? Or are you a resident who has been in the area for a while and now you want to try and connect with swapping couples? One of the best places to meet swingers in Essex is to join SwingersEssex.co.uk.Swingers have a rough enough time dealing with common misconceptions of the lifestyle. It’s difficult to leave a group of friends and lovers and move to a new area to reconnect to new couples. It’s not like you can just walk into your new local pub and start asking around for couples who like to share their partner, especially in an area that can be as uptight as those outside London. You need a safe and accepting environment to connect with other swingers in Essex. Read More…

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Horny Married Women

Ruby Goodnight dating site descriptions horny married women

A dating site for the cheating wife in the United Kingdom.There’s no denying that women who aren’t getting enough in the bedroom want to look elsewhere. I love those types of ladies, since they are rather straight forward with what they want – sex without a relationship. No worrying about being introduced to the kids, brought home to meet the parents, or have to be subjected to long boring social situations as their ‘other half’. HornyMarriedWomen.co.uk can connect you with thousands of wives looking for a no strings attached relationship. Some are after one night stands, while others would prefer a longer term fuck buddy.You can also find married women who have a bit of a kinky side and aren’t able to get that type of satisfaction with their partner. Women who are into bondage and dominance, dogging, gang bangs, and even swingers who have their husband’s go-ahead all are part of the HornyMarriedWomen.co.uk population. You’ve got your fair selection of milfs and gilfs as well. You’ll find them from all parts of society, almost every race and age, living all over Britain. Read More…

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Old Swingers

Ruby Goodnight dating site descriptions old swingers

OldSwingers.co.uk is a dating style site for the senior members of the United Kingdom who want to get together and swap partners.So you and your partner are looking for a bit of mature fun this evening? Trying to find some like minded older couples to have kinky swap with? Do you want to find some old swingers in your area?The thought of exchanging your partner for someone else’s for hours of sexual exploration can be very exciting to couples – especially those who have been together for many years and are looking for a way to spice up their sex lives. Swapping couples enjoy no strings attached sexual experiences that give them the kinky outlet they’re looking for, without the worry that their partner is being left out of the fun. Some partners love to watch their other half having sex with a third person, while others get off on the group sex aspect of swinging. Read More…

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Build My Rank (BMR) Posts

Build My Rank is a site used my SEO specialist use to build unlimited, permanent backlinks to domains. By creating 150 word content, and posting on keyword targeted sites, the BMR user can access a network consists of high quality, aged domains only (PR1-PR6). These BMR pieces were written using the keywords listed in the first column.

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Provillus Review

Finding The Best Hair Replacement Product : A Provillus Review

You’ve come to terms with the fact that you are losing your hair, and that Provillus may be an answer, but until you’ve read some a Provillus review, you aren’t quite sure. Provillus is a hair loss product for both men and women, which gives your body the nutrients it needs in order to regrow hair. It also includes the FDA approved drug Minoxidil which is used in prescription hair regrowth formulas. Looking on the internet, you can find hundreds of positive reviews of Provillus, from happy customers who are regrowing their hair after hereditary hair loss. These reviews prove that Provillus works for many women and men. When it comes to the natural products in Provillus, there is no substitute. So rather than waste your money on products that don’t work, check it out for yourself and be one of the thousands of happy customers all over the globe!

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Acai Berry Pills

The Latest Super Supplements : Acai Berry Pills

You may have heard of the new “super food” to hit the market that is now available in pill form – Acai berry pills. But what are they exactly used for? Acai berries are known to help keep a normal metabolism level as well as provide you with additional energy. They have ingredients in them that can help your digestion and improve your cardiovascular system. There is as much protein in one dose of acai berry pills as there is in an egg. The combination of fiber, “good” fats, as well as a number of vitamins and minerals make this a must for anyone’s daily supplement regime. When choosing Acai berry pills, make sure you get the actual berry in a freeze dried form. Pills made from extracts are a lot less expensive, but you lose much of the healthy qualities of the food, so there is less value for money.

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Smoke Deter Review

Hearing From The Ex Smoker’s Mouth – A Smoke Deter Review

I’ve had my last cigarette and am so thrilled that I’ve decided to write a Smoke Deter review about it! I had been smoking since I was fifteen, and I had been trying to stop for the last decade or so. I had tried everything – hypnosis, gum, patches, pills, and even going cold turkey. Nothing lasted more than a day until I found Smoke Deter. This easy to use spray just gets pumped under the tongue a few times a day, and you will find yourself not wanting to smoke as much. While using he product, I still smoked as usual – or so I thought. After a few weeks I noticed that I was buying packs much less often, and that I was smoking less and less every few days. I went from having 20 a day to just a few, and now I’m down to none at all. Yay!!

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Cashmere Sweater

Tips For Finding A High Quality Cashmere Sweater

If you are going to spend a significant sum of money on a cashmere sweater, you want to be sure that you can find the best ones available. Don’t be tempted to purchase cashmere sweaters from discount internet sites or online auctions. Often, the reason that these sweaters are prices so much lower than in the department stores is due to the fact that they are “seconds”, or sweaters with slight imperfections that the major labels will not sell. Alternatively, they could be fake or stolen. Always purchase your cashmere sweater from a reputable source, such as a department store that has specific fashion lines, or from the web page of these department stores or brands. When dealing with these sources, you can be sure that there will not be any issues if the need arises to return or replace your cashmere sweater. Don’t skimp on price when you are looking to buy a cashmere sweater.

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Nail Fungus Treatment 

Get Perfect Nails with a Nail Fungus Treatment

I was afraid to show off my toes until I found the nail fungus treatment that worked best for me. For years, I had yellowish, discolored toe nails. I hated when the summer came around, since all the fashionable footwear showed off your toes. I was embarrassed by my nail fungus, so I found myself a nail fungus treatment to help get my toe nails back on track. After a few weeks, I started seeing a change in color in my toe nails, from the yellow green hue of the fungus, to a healthy pink and white that was the norm before the fungus set in. I started wearing open toed shoes and sandals without being embarrassed, or having to coat them in layers of dark colored nail polish. Once the fungus was cleared, thanks to the nail fungus treatment, I was able to bring my little piggies back home.

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Adult Web Content

I got my feet wet as a professional adult writer creating descriptions of porn galleries. I love being given a collection of porn images and creating an inticing back story to go along with them. I’ve also taken on a number of adult content writing projects involving sex toys, from creating product descriptions to providing adult toy testimonials, sexual how-tos, and other adult novelty related content. If you have a set of keywords that you need to use to drive traffic to your porn site, I can create text to get the numbers going. Have a sex blog that needs maintaining? I’m your girl.

 

 

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