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My Fifty Shades of Grey Confession

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Fifty Shades of Grey – not a single book has divided the erotica and BDSM community more in the last fifty years as this one. Yes, I have read it – more than once. Do I think it’s ‘bad’ for the erotica and bondage lifestyle? In a way, yes. Did I enjoy reading it? Kind of. Am I riding out the insane popularity of this set of novels like the cash cow rodeo that it is? OF COURSE I AM!

I’m not joking in the slightest when I say that every single employer I have worked with in the last three months wants pieces relating to the 50 Shades novels. People who I have contracted with in the past who have NO connection to BDSM are trying to find ways to get the traffic from the Fifty Shades phenomenon. I’ve even bought into the hype and dabbled with my own possible way to cash in (outside of my writing, of course).

Fifty Shades Sucks

Credit to @HypnoPeter on Twitter for this image!


In the last 90 days, I have:

  • Rewritten Fifty Shades of Grey scenes in order to make them more ‘hardcore’ and ‘lifestyle friendly’ for BDSM porn sites, as a guide for their movies
  • Added Fifty Shades themed keywords to existing sex toy descriptions to hook into the Google traffic
  • Created shopping lists and how-to guides for sex toy web sites trying to get the attention of new shoppers
  • Designed and ghostblogged an entire new website from the point of view of a ‘first time reader’ for another sex toy shop (with posts pointing them in the direction of their store)
  • Ghostwritten two fan-fic style erotica novels using the 50 Shades characters to be sold on Amazon
  • Started my own affiliate web site for a major bondage furniture web site using a Fifty Shades theme

I kinda feel like a bit of a whore about this whole thing. Fifty Shades is this awfully written book that is spreading misconceptions about the bondage and dominance community, yet I’m playing it out for every single penny it can give me.

Sasha Grey and Adult Entertainment News

A few of my employers like to include news relating to the goings on in the adult industry. I recently wrote a piece on Sasha Grey, the controversy surrounding the release of the movie ‘Anal Artists’, and Sasha’s belief that the adult movie company releasing this collection of scenes is trying to jump on the hype created when Sasha participated in the Read Across America program. It seems to be quite the hot topic at the moment, as it has spilled from the sometimes limited world of adult entertainment news, and flooded into mainstream media on sites like Huffington Post and TMZ.

You can read my piece on the controversy in the Adult Entertainment News Items section of my Adult Web Content collection.

Adult Entertainment News Items

I often get asked to create pieces centered around events in the adult entertainment industry. News items involving adult stars are as widely clicked as the adult star’s images and videos. Adult entertainment news writers need to have a certain ‘in’ to the industry – which I have. Here’s an adult entertainment news piece I wrote following Sasha Grey’s involvement with Read Across America, and the subsequent release of ‘Anal Artists’.

Sasha Grey can’t seem to get a break when it comes to her involvement with childhood education. You may remember back in November when a controversy arose due to her involvement with the Read Across America program. Like many other Hollywood stars, Sasha donated her time to read to 1st graders at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, California. A major fuss was raised when a few parents got wind that this former adult movie star was in their children’s classroom. The school denied that Sasha was even on school grounds, up until pictures emerged showing her reading to the attentive students. Unfortunately, the school dropped the program, “because of one lone disgruntled fan who harassed my parents, the school district, the media and me, for my involvement in such an important program”, according to Sasha.

The latest news involves an adult movie company named Assence Films, who have added to the education-related controversy. While Sasha has been retired from the adult industry for almost a year, Assence have released a new movie using previously released scenes of Miss Grey at work. Alongside this movie, entitled ‘Anal Artists’, Assence announced that they were donating part of the proceeds to National Education Association, a teacher’s union. Sasha has said that she is not involved with this project, and that they are merely hoping to jump on the hype created during her last venture into children’s education – and it looks like that’s just what has happened.

NEA has refused the funding, saying in a statement to the Huffington Post, “Sasha Grey is not affiliated with the National Education Association’s Read Across America program nor has she been invited or endorsed by NEA to read at any of the association’s Read Across America Day events, and NEA will not accept any proceeds from her latest, or any of her films.”

Sasha is understandably angry, saying “the fact that people are now misled to believe I’m personally selling this movie with salacious marketing, or the fact that the [National Education Association] won’t take donations from this pathetic company. There’s little money for education in this beautiful country, and as a pro-education advocate, it’s heartbreaking to hear this.”

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Adult Web Content

I got my feet wet as a professional adult writer creating descriptions of porn galleries. I love being given a collection of porn images and creating an inticing back story to go along with them. I’ve also taken on a number of adult content writing projects involving sex toys, from creating product descriptions to providing adult toy testimonials, sexual how-tos, and other adult novelty related content. If you have a set of keywords that you need to use to drive traffic to your porn site, I can create text to get the numbers going. Have a sex blog that needs maintaining? I’m your girl.



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